Scott the pirate looked out at the choppy, murky sea under his ship. Gradually, the great, experienced pirate under the Jolly Roger hauled up his catch of the day. But it wasn’t a fish. It was something different. Something unnatural. Heaving, the beast away from the treacherous waters, it began flapping and then… writing. Using its bizarre arms and legs it scribbled one phrase over and over again. The pirate’s wooden leg shook with fear as he read out the monster’s insane ramblings, “Wouldn’t it be funny to have a book about bad teachers?”

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